Starting tomorrow, Citibank will charge me a $7.50/month service fee to keep my money if I don’t maintain a $1,500 average balance on my checking account. (I imagine that the other national banks will follow suit soon.) I plan on closing my account and switching to my free, local credit union. But in case I don’t do it before I get assessed the fee, please use my $7.50 to refit your ATMs to remove the overt Klan references:
"That's Mr. KKK to you."